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George Carlin is dead - rest in fucking peace
Tuesday, 24 June 2008

So George Carlin, the most erudite, cynical, sharp and twisted American stand-up comic since Lenny Bruce, has left the building.

The class clown's body is barely cold, but if he could just look down on his press cuttings today he he'd be rolling on his mortuary slab.

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Sod the Olympics
Sunday, 04 May 2008
olympic_mascots_invade_tibetThe Olympic flame has arrived at last in the glorious motherland, freed of the protests and controversies that have dogged its interminable route around the world. From this point on, all the flame will face is a parting ocean of officially-sponsored red flags. And I'll be glad to bid good riddance to the whole charade.

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Give your valentine the gift of brotherhood
Thursday, 14 February 2008
renaldo-lapuz-150.jpgStuck for a last minute gift for your valentine? Renaldo Lapuz has a heartfelt solution for your romantic needs.

Mr Lapuz, probably the greatest talent ever to emerge from American Idol, will call up your better half and bellow a lungful of brotherhood in her ear, with a personal performance of his internet hit "We're Brothers Forever".

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China's moonshot revealed as dodgy Photoshop

china-simp-75.jpgJust a week after Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao unveiled China's first Moon photo, a sleuthing spaceblogger has discovered Mr Wen may have been hiding something. "Chinese people's dream of flying to the moon for more than 1,000 years is beginning to materialise" said Wen at the time. And apparently all they needed to realise that dream was a copy of Photoshop. 

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You can take anything you want
happychappy-75.gifLast year, a YouTuber uploaded the world's most entertaining keep-fit video, in which a George Costanza-lookalike with knickers on his head robbed a terrified Japanese woman. Three girls then jumped around a bit, demonstrating the vocabulary you'll need to protect yourself from a geeky gaijin armed with a nail file.
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For momentary sexual pleasure you go to great lengths
Rangi RamBollywood has a new star on the rise: his name is Nirodh and he's a dancing condom. In his first song and dance spectacular, Nirodh and his latex friends skip and frolic through hills and fields to remind us all that they're made in different colours with fragrance. Take it away Nirodh.
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Electric Eel Shock go Multivision!
electric-eel-shock-75.gifTired of those crappy little low-res YouTube screens? Electric Eel Shock , the world's favourite rock n roll monster from Japan, has a revolutionary solution - just like more Marshall stacks make more bass boom, more YouTube screens make more Eel Shock!
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Fish LOVE rock and roll!

electric-eel-shock-75.gifJapan's only olympic champion rock and roll fisherman, Aki, of the great Electric Eel Shock, embarks on a second in EES' ongoing heavy metal fishing adventures.

This time, he uses bait even more powerful than heavy metal.

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